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La oferta de empleo mas geek de la historia

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La gente de Simbiotica, una empresa de Madrid que se autocataloga como “Agencia creativa digital”, nos demuestra que si que son creativos, con esta oferta de empleo que ademas de divertida, sirve como primer filtro facilio para los candidatos. No puedo evitar compartirlo!

define('LATITUDE',40.4222691);
define('LONGITUDE',-3.699632);
define('HOST_URL', 'http://simbiotica.es');
define('AVAILABILITY','<<Insert your avaiability here>>');
define('MIN_EXPERIENCE',86400*30*12);
$langs = array('es', 'en');
define('LANGS', serialize($langs));
define('DEBUG_TIME',86400*30*3);
define('RUN_TIME',86400*30*6-DEBUG_TIME);
set_time_limit(0);  

/**
 * OfertaEmpleo
 *
 * @package Simbiotica
 */
class Oferta
{  

    private $interested=<<INSERT TRUE OR FALSE HERE >>;  

    private function loadResources(){
        //needed to run.
        require 'php.inc';
        require 'sql.inc';
        //highly recommended.
        include 'webServices.inc';
        include 'oop.inc';
        include 'javaScript.inc';
        include 'jQuery.inc';
        //not needed, but would improve performance.
        include 'gmapsAPI.inc';
        include 'facebookAPI.inc';
        include 'serverConfig.inc';
        include 'as3.inc';
    }  

    public function daylyWork(){
        backendProgramming();
        backendIntegration();
        dataModeling();
        databaseMaintenance();
    }  

    private function checkAvailability(){
        switch (AVAILABILITY){  

            case 'part time':
            return true;
            break;  

            case 'full time':
            return true;
            break;  

            case 'work from home':
            return false;
            break;  

        }
    }  

    private function calculateSalary($experience, $work_hours, $responsibility){
        //human interaction needed here
        //No reliable algorithm
    }  

    private function applyForOffer(){
        if($this->interested && checkAvailability()){
            $toEmail= 'info@simbiotica.es';
            $subject = 'Oferta de empleo';
            $html = '<html>
                            <head>
                            </head>
                            <body>  

                            << Insert your online portfolio & comments here >>  

                            </body>
                        </html>';
            $headers = "From: YOUR NAME HERE <YOUR E-MAIL HERE>\r\n";
            $headers .= "MIME-Version: 1.0\r\n";
            $headers .= "Content-type: text/html; charset=utf-8\r\n";  

            mail($toEmail, $subject, $html, $headers);
        }
    }  

    function __construct() {
       $this->loadResources();
       $this->applyForOffer();
   }  

}  

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